Quien es mas macho??...

Checking in at the local geek mating festival known as COMICON in scenic downtown San Diego this weekend, it appears that times change, but not necessarily for the better. HAVE A LOOK:

Now remember son, here you call me "Darth," not "Dad." And when we get to the Xena booth, I'm going to need 20 minutes alone...

Luckily Miguel de la Barracuda offered to drive down and even broke out his latest custom whip for the occasion...

15 gallons of paint, unfathomable levels of magic...

Señor de la Barracuda with lifepartner Francis...

Darren "DR" Romanelli finally meets his top MySpace friends in the flesh...

"I'll be performing in the lobby till Sunday, try the veal"...

Tommy Chong IS the next Spidey...

Cobra Commander pees wherever the hell he wants...

Best costume, hands down...

The worst thing that's ever been made, by anyone, anywhere...

Literally the coolest photo this kid is ever gonna take. Ever...

Miguel de la Barracuda fears not the Balrog...

Our favorite super villain: Penis Head Man...

Daft Punk 2.0...

Hobbit mom tag team...

This costume alone is better than both Spider Man "films" put together...

Gay2-D3...

Next time skip the tuna sandwich at the concession stand...

Baby Fett...

Nerd girls gone buck wild...

BEST NEW TOYS:

Daniel Johnston's freakazoid...

Pete Fowler's Personal Jesus...

Pushead's Skull Captain...

Big Lou will still kick your wimpy comic nerd ass...

If there really is a JC, he should look just like this...

Love struck twice at the Con for Miguel de la Barracuda when he met his CosPlay soulmate...

We missed the shot of them polishing each other's backs...

And in the end, even Spartan warriors have to wait in line for the boy's room...