CAUTION: Radioactive children at play...

On our long prowl in Beijing last week it was impossible to travel nearly a block without encountering some amazing Chinese signage translated into inimitable "Engrish." Here's a peek at the best of 'em. HAVE A LOOK:

"No Chuck Berry-ing allowed"

Brevity is one of the virtues of Chinese signage...

Cause you won't be suing the government if you get hurt...

...Because you'll interrupt Jesus' concentration.

White women work overtime selling stuff in China...

The ever-present McDonalds x Pierre Cardin collab is next level...

"No ANYTHING"

That about sums it up...