"Art damage" might just be an understatement...

NIKE SPORTSWEAR took the hipsters to town at this year's ART BASEL in Miami on Friday nite when their AARON ROSE-curated "Art Damage" party broke open in conjunction with the NADA art fair. Featuring visual displays drawn from the label's "Being True" photography campaign, video portraits of NSW athletes by acclaimed artist ROBERT WILSON, and elements of their recent alliance with the "Beautiful Losers" documentary film, the party shifted into overdrive when the evening's real entertainment kicked in courtesy of musical guests THE SADS, NO AGE, and PANDA BEAR. Needless to say, heads were rocked, sweat was poured, and art was damaged by all. HAVE A LOOK:

The endless queue...

Crowd control...

Girls gone mild...

The furry ice cream dude...

"Rimited Edition TV" makes its debut...

The "Being True" container installation...

The fine print...

"Yeah, Miami sucks but it's, like, totally better than LA..."

Yankees bat boy/NSW impresario Christian Parkes with curator and Sads boy Aaron Rose...

The kind of girl you literally pay to have at your party...

Beautiful Losers Dunk-a-thon...

Hipster pileup...

"Damn my tag looks cool..."

Keith Morris goes chalk crazy...

The Sads let loose with some full-on sorrow rock...

Dude in the white T can "feel" Aaron Rose's Sad-ness...

No Age get to shredding...

Vice's next "Do's & Don'ts" photo...

Panda Bear gets to twiddling...

And making the young boys and girls cry...

NSW's Christian Parkes found love with candystriper Andy Dick...

Robert Wilson goes big in HD...

"Sorry, sir, we didn't have a valet at this event. We're not sure who you handed your keys to..."