Unfortunately, the male cameltoe comes with the territory...

Back in the saddle for the TOUR OF CALIFORNIA that wraps its final stage today in San Diego, Supertouch buddy LANCE ARMSTRONG not only made good time, but beat back a costumed attacker with one arm without missing a pedalstroke. Note to all future cosplay idiots, the disgruntled Israeli sniper squad joins the Lance crew beginning with the Giro in May and have orders to shoot first and ask questions never...

In what other professional sport does this nonsense happen?...

Putting syringe man on ice without missing a beat. Livestrong indeed...